Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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