I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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