yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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