In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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