i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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