I need help removing her.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We left the knife in your bed.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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