she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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