My friends, they love my intelligence
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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