I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
