i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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