She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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