If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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