Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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