Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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