Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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