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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

ok, come over...I have doritos

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(704): View more from North Carolina

we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.

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(325): View more from Texas

I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck

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(240): View more from Maryland

Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.

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