bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm really busy with my period
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