Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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