So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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