Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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