How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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