I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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