she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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