yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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