If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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