Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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