Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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