could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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