You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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