Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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