have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
