We're facebook friends in real life
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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