I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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