Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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