It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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