love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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