he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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