we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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