Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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