it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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