well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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