i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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