Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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