Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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