Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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