Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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