So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.