If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf