this just has baby written all over it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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