I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?