well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I skipped work to stalk him.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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