Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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