He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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