The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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