Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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