He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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