do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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