I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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